A true friend is like a penis, he stands up for
you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a
bra, she supports you at all times. A faithful
friend is like a condom , he protects you from all
harm. A loving friend is like a vagina, she
accomodates you fully despite the size of your
problem. what kind of a friend are you to me?
Penis, condom, bra or vagina friend?
Do u know that the penis is the greatest
breakfast ever? According to doctors it has a
mushroom head, a sausage body, two eggs
and milk which provides nutrients. Thus
making ladies healthy and full for 9 months.
Besides it has 3 good manners too.
1. Its very courteous, it stands before it
performs
2. It is very emotional, it weeps during
performance 3. It is polite, it bows after
performing.
Send to ladies 2 laugh and to men 2 make
them happy and proud of themselves.
⭕ 1.
Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the
woman herself offers the other one. And that
was the origin of "buy one get one free"!
⭕ 2. Did you ever notice: everything on a
woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse,
Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P"
Peticoat, panties, pussy... That's origin of "BP"!
⭕ 3. Before sex, you help each other get
naked. After sex, you dress only yourself.
Moral: In life no one helps you once you're
fucked.
⭕ 4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody
congratulates you but nobody knows how
many times you got fucked to achieve it.
⭕ 5. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes
hard for no reason.
⭕ 6. Practical thought: A husband is supposed
to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A
wife is supposed to make her husband's dick
hard, not his life..!
⭕ When a lady is pregnant,
all her friends touch her stomach ad say
"Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's
Penis and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only
results matter.
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you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a
bra, she supports you at all times. A faithful
friend is like a condom , he protects you from all
harm. A loving friend is like a vagina, she
accomodates you fully despite the size of your
problem. what kind of a friend are you to me?
Penis, condom, bra or vagina friend?
Do u know that the penis is the greatest
breakfast ever? According to doctors it has a
mushroom head, a sausage body, two eggs
and milk which provides nutrients. Thus
making ladies healthy and full for 9 months.
Besides it has 3 good manners too.
1. Its very courteous, it stands before it
performs
2. It is very emotional, it weeps during
performance 3. It is polite, it bows after
performing.
Send to ladies 2 laugh and to men 2 make
them happy and proud of themselves.
⭕ 1.Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the
woman herself offers the other one. And that
was the origin of "buy one get one free"!
⭕ 2. Did you ever notice: everything on awoman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse,
Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P"
Peticoat, panties, pussy... That's origin of "BP"!
⭕ 3. Before sex, you help each other getnaked. After sex, you dress only yourself.
Moral: In life no one helps you once you're
fucked.
⭕ 4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybodycongratulates you but nobody knows how
many times you got fucked to achieve it.
⭕ 5. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomeshard for no reason.
⭕ 6. Practical thought: A husband is supposedto make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A
wife is supposed to make her husband's dick
hard, not his life..!
⭕ When a lady is pregnant,all her friends touch her stomach ad say
"Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's
Penis and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only
results matter.
Remember to like our page Rockcityenta10me
